so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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