Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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