Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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