Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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