and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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