HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Randomize
