so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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