She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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