do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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