Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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