My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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