Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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