I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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