mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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