Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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