Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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