it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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