Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
