In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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