sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Last time i carry you out of a forest
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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