I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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