The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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