Nicole vs. Life
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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