Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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