I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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