One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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