how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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