He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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