I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
