So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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