I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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