are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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