i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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