okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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