What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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