So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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