TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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