You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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