also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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