the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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