Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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