last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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