I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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