My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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