I think I am morally bankrupt
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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