I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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