So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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