Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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