i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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