There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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