i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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