remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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