Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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