Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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