i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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