Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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