We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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